creeproll:

I’ve literally been laughing at this for the past five minutes
halcyon-ia:

break the rules

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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(via tyleroakley)

notthedisneyyourelookingfor:

Ooh! Looky! Looky! Isn’t it wonderfee? Isn’t it, huh?notthedisneyyourelookingfor:

Ooh! Looky! Looky! Isn’t it wonderfee? Isn’t it, huh?notthedisneyyourelookingfor:

Ooh! Looky! Looky! Isn’t it wonderfee? Isn’t it, huh?notthedisneyyourelookingfor:

Ooh! Looky! Looky! Isn’t it wonderfee? Isn’t it, huh?

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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(via 40000reasonstosmile)

yastbh:

I love when this happens.
yastbh:

I love when this happens.
hbreckel:

tonedbellyplease:

Your guide to toast from Zest magazine

I need all of this

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

That second one means so much.

(via auburnheart)

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

(via oncetherewassnowing)

gifcraft:

A prairie dog was too fat to get out of his hole